How the person above will die >:3

This is a game I found on other forums and I thought it would be fun. Basically you come up with ways that the person above you will die.

It can be fictional, random, ect. example:

The person above me will die from a heart attack. *uses Death Note*

so have at it!

the person above me will die because of an earthquck MWAHAHAHA

The person above will die from not giving me anything to proofread.

the person above me will die from not telling me to give her work until now
XD

The person above should've just forced something on me. I mean...c'mon. I have almost 3150 posts and I've done nothing to contribute. Seriously...

tbe person will die from me squishing her against a wall

The person above me will also die because I need something to practice editing on! and also from a tsunami crushing her house while she's on here.

the girl above will die from a rock felling from the sky
also she will get something to practice on if she email/pm/im me~

Gah! is crushed by rock.

you'll die from having your computer dying and from going through withdrawls

Well you'll contract some horrible illness that makes you hallucinate that you're in a room full of a zillion people on a zillion computers and they're all editing, and no one will get out of their seat to let you try and then when you finally find a free seat you can't edit because there is no photoshop or gimp and then when you try to download gimp the computer crashes and then everyone's out of their seats, glaring at YOU because that was the mainframe and all their pretty work is ruined and then they try to kill you except it's a hallucination so you can't die so then you wake from your hallucination coma/trip thing to find that you're going to die from lack of oxygen and you can't move anything but your eyes for a hundred years because your friends and their children and their children and their childen all want you to live. And then someone tripsd over the cord keeping you alive but they try to fix it, except they stuck in the wrong part, and they stuck in an artery so you get oxygen pumping through your system and then you die from your arteries popping.

... how long did it take you to come up with this?

You'll die from eating bad meat and have a worm tunnel into your brain stem! (It actually can happen I saw a video on it and it was very disgusting)

...

Ewie.

That thingt above ^^? In less than like, five minutes. I type really fast...

You shall die from garroting!!

You shall die from laughing too hard and choking on a peice of candy

That's a sad way to die

You shall die from cursing me!! Muhaha

What's a really sad way to die is to be walking along and then a coconut randomly falls on your head and kills you. (more people die from this than shark attacks, sad but true)
and that's how you'll die

You'll die from a shark attack then.

Then you'll die in your sleep because you'll trip on a rock and then fall backward and hit the base of your skull on the sidewalk crushing your brain stem.

Um, wasn't that all a dream so I just wake up??

You'll die from not making any sense.

You'll die from not understanding my logic and from a monkey attack.

you will die for not working mwahahaha

you'll die for not giving me the script and over working xD

You'll die from lack of moving up to watermelon status. (Like me. Be prepared to camp out at being a lime for the rest of your life)

Yeah being a lime is a lot like being in purgatory you don't move up but you don't move down.

You'll die from scurvy even though you're a lime.

You'll die from getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle because I was our ships navigator and I just died from scurvy nya.

You'll die because you'll barely be alive from scurvy but we'll mistake you for being dead and we'll throw you to the sharks.