Wishes

Granted but now you have to immediately say whatever you are thinking.

I wish I had more Gerita (Germany/Italy from hetalia) yaoi...

Uhm. Your wish is granted but you have to share with me.
I wish I had a pony-dragon.

It is granted but then it mistakes your computer for food.
I wish I had a PS3.

Your wish is granted but my pony-dragon also mistakes it for food.
I wish my DBQ was finished.

Granted but then it suddenly explodes once you finish.

I wish that I had some more colorful yarn and some more crochet hooks

Granted but you suddenly lose to ability to crochet.

I wish I had a dollar.

granted, but then it turns out to be a counterfeit and then you go to jail because of it.

I wish that it would be a white christmas for me this year.

Your wish is granted, only because you have become totally colorblind.

I wish I had a warm bedroom.

Granted but the rest of your house is freezing.

I wish that my room would stay clean.

Your wish is granted but you can never ever find anything ever again.

I wish my new phone would activate.

granted but then it sprouts legs and runs away!

I wish that my teachers wouldn't assign homework

You wish is granted but they extend school time by three hours.
I wish a I had warmth.

Your wish is granted but you end up being a marshmallow.
I wish I can fly.

Your wish is granted but you fly so high you lose all oxygen.
I wish I had a boyfriend.

granted, but he dumps you the next day.

I wish I was taller.

Granted but even as you grew taller, you realized that everyone else grew with you. thus, you are still short

I wish I can ace my exam =O=

Granted, but then you fail the next one and have to stay for another week.

I wish the day was longer.

granted, now the day passes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slowly that you have to pass a minute like an hour

I wish i can be a guy
-woot go me-

LOL. GRANTED. but you're butt ugly.

I wish I had some cake.

granted but the cake has been moldy for days
BON APETIT~

I wish i can go to bed NOW

Granted, but then you'll sleep until your 82 years old. ;D

I wish people would join us. ♥

granted but this thread will cease to exist cause of the spamming

i wish i can watch my drama in peace

Granted, but I will harass you when youre done.

I wish to make a mountain out of a molehill.

granted, but you have put thousands of moles outta work you cruel person

i wish amy would reply SLOWERRRRRRRRR

GRANTED. was that long enough? XDDD Now I'll reply tomorrow!

I wish for a helicopter.