Have you ever...

Nope. Sorry I'm not Lena.

Have you ever been pestered to death?

Yep. That's why I'm a zombie.

Have you ever gotten poked in the side so hard that you actually got a bruise?

Nope! I don't bruise, though I sqeal.

Have you ever almost died from lack of human contact?

no

Have you ever been to a club?

Nope. But that WILL change very, very soon.

Have you ever felt pretty?

Of course. I have felt pretty and witty and gay! (it's a song)

Have you ever broken out into song?

Yes. While I was getting my embroidery floss fro JoAnns I just started singing a Sugarcult song.

Have you ever had too much sugar?

Nope. No such thing.

Have you ever witnessed me making an idiot of myself, while I deny that I have had too much sugar?

Not while you deny. But if there is no such thing as too much sugar, why do you hate my hot chocolate?

Have you ever been in denial?

only once for about 10 min.

Have you ever been to a new school?

Well, it's the same school district...

Have you ever done something really embarrassing in front of complete strangers?

All the time. Just the other night I ran around a parking lot screaming "ANARCHY!" After I saw the Dark Knight again.

Have you ever gotten woken up in a truly cruel manner?

Yep.

Have you ever had a mysterious day?

Kinda.

Have you ever gotten whacked in the face by a dog's tail?

I'm sure I have by Fey-Fey.

Have you ever choked on a Nerd?

Um... Is that even possible?

Have you ever nearly drowned?

Candy, my friend. Nerd candy.

Nope.

Have you ever mistook someone for the wrong gender?

Nope, I'm proud to say.

Have you ever laughed at something, then realized it wasn't a joke?

Sometimes.

Have you ever finished something someone else started?

ya in translation just now, almost done.

Have you ever made a snowman that is very big?

Yep. Then I round-house kicked him and he ended up looking like a chair.

Have you ever burned food while cooking?

Yeah. Popcorn.

Have you ever drank from a coconut?

No, sadly.

Have you ever seen pictures of a baby moose?

YES! And he was ADORABLE!!!!

Have you ever had a plushie?

... dude, you've seen my room. I have many plushies.

Have you ever spent hours working on something, only to have it destroyed right before you were finished?