The "what if" Game

I'd smack them back!!

What if it was always cold?

I'd just wear a little more clothing

what if you received an email right now =O?

Then I'd be like, "YAY! BUNNIE-KUN WROTE!!"

What if I jumped for joy?

I'd jump with you =O?

what if I jumped onto you?

Then I'd be like, dude.

What if I sent you an email back?

I'd be happy =O?

What if you were kidnapped by aliens?

Then I'd be cool.

What if all your bones melted?

I'd be a puddle

what if you lost the use of all your muscles?

Then I would have someone kill me.

What if you turned into a granny?

a grandpa...hmm...I'd live life =P till I die

what if you suddenly started aging backwards =O?

No. Grandma.

Then I'd be even smaller.

What if the Mexicans came to Canada?

they wouldn't easier going to the states then Canada xD

what if someone dug a hole 7 feet deep and put you in?

Then I'd be stuck.

What if someone buried you alive?

I'd come back and haunt them after I kill myself

what if you were tied to a tree and tortured to death?

Then I'd be sad that no one came to save me.

What if you were the Joker?

I'd kill everyone and anyone

what if you knew a Transformer?

Then it would be awesome and I'd get a sweet ride to school.

What if you were hung upside down by your big toe?

my big toe would rip and I'd fall =O

what if you were hung over a cliff by your hair?

Then I'd fall like you.

What if people suddenly had a braving for Bunnie Soup?

I'd get a M4 Carbine and a room full of bullets and grenades and then we'll see if they still have a craving

what if people suddenly wanted to burn emos o.o?

Then all the emos will happily go, because we crave DEATH.

What if knowledge came back to bite you in the ass?

then I'd smack it and kick it's ass again

what if all the emos were forced to stay alive =O? while being tortured at the same time =3?

Then we'd get our fill of being emo, I guess.

What if I sent you an email?

I'd be overjoyed =O

what if I jumped up and down and up and down like a fox?

Then I'd have to gently remind you that you are a Bunnie, not a foxie