The "what if" Game

I'd die. Like, seriously.

What if you talked really really fast?

then i'd get my point across verygoodandeventypelikethis

what if you ate lunch at 10:22 (which is what my school does, :#)

I did last year, it was awful. But it was a nice brunch...

What if you couldn't fit lunch in your schedule?

id sneak choclate between classes and pretend to cough during class but actually be eating choclate...
what if you could walk in the woods alone and there was a pretty sunset and little brook, ah i wish i was there now?

Ah, but I'd bring a hawt guy to complete my eye-candy picture!

What if ytou stroked an invisble goatee everytime someone asked you a question?

THEN i'd be a guy
what if you had one hour to live? what do you do

Depends on when the hour was. If it was during a school day I'd go up to the guy I kinda like and kiss him and then I'd write nasty letters to all of my enemies and nice ones to my family/friends. If it was sometime else I'd figure out a way to get into a club and party the hour away.

What if you were murdered?

id be a stain on the spot i died... ever seen the grudge?!

what if tomorrow was picture day (it is for me, what a nightmare)?

OMG. SLEEP. GET PREETY(ER) WEAR NICE CLOTHES.

What if I was freaking out about fishfisheateat's picture day? (Which I am?)

Then I guess I wouldn't really care.

What if you could live forever, but you would have to kill 12 people. Would you do it?

Yes.

What if you were sentenced to death, but had the oppurtunity to escape only if you became the opposite gender and had the opposite personality? (Imagine if you were pink and girly. You would become goth and black-y)

Soo... I would become an extremely effeminate guy that loves bugs? Dude... That's just an odd question... I don't think I would do it, because I don't fear death.

What if you could stop a bomb from going off and killing hundreds of people, but to do so you would have to murder your closest friends?

That depends on where it is. If it's close to my home, effectively killing all of my closest friends and me, I might. But otherwise, no. Who cares? It would probably help pollution and give us more resources anyway...though if it was going off close to my home, I would probably pull all of my loved ones out of that location...

What if you are disgusted by my value of human life?

I'm not really, since I believe all humans are naturally vicious and disgusting creatures.

What if humans were actually naturally good?

Then I for one would be shocked, surprised, etc.

What if you were in the belly of a whale?

I'd be sleeping with the fishes *ba dum dum tch*

What if you heard a rimshot everytime someone made a really bad joke?

Nope. But it's mentioned in Zero Punctuation.

What if you could hear colors?

... Dude, I'm too confused by your answer to come up with anything to you query

Like if some pleb was wearing an obnoxious yellow shirt and when you saw it it screamed "YELLOW!!" And the dude was wearing blue jeans and they said quietly blue

Dude, explain your answer to my question a few posts back!

It's like talking to a four year old, seriously...

Oh.

There's a gremlin on a set of drums and Yahtzee is talking into a mike.

... Dude, go back and re-read my question I asked you. It wasn't a yes or no question

DUDE!

I would be madd annoyed.

What if you were as oblivious to the details as I am?

Then the world would fall into chaos and we would all DIE

What if everyone had to say die really loudly, like instead of die it was DIE!

Then murders would be madd loud.

What if you had to say like randomly in every sentence?