my mom. She's super scary. At the times when I was at home, it was ridiculous. Her intuition is waaaay past the level of just women's intuition. Luckily, I'm good at talking and she's not always sure of herself so I could hide stuff if I worked hard enough (mentally that is, she'll find any hiding place, and went through all of my stuff just to pass the time). She's so good that if my life were a manga, every panel would have an arrow/text bubble piercing through me. She's so good that if she worked in the CIA, they would've already found Osama Bin Laden, seriously. She's scary.