The "what if" Game

Then I would have have no reason to live.

What if all you eat was Mrs. Lovett's meat pies?

... Then I would be a starving cannibal.

What if Sweeney Todd was real?

Then I would be extemely happy.

What if someone stole all of your clothes, forcing you to wear your moms?

... I would never leave the house again.

What if you could never leave your house?

Then I would go stir-freakin'-crazy.

What if you could only listen to music from the fourties?

I don't think I'd mind listening to it =O

What if you knew the Beatles personally o.o

Then I might actually like the music.

What if you could only wear band t-shirts?

Then I would be a walking advertisement for Avenged Sevenfold.

What if you met Miley Cyrus? (aka The She-Devil, Hannah Montana. Ugh.)

Then I would knife her.

What if everyone was gay/leasbian except for you?

Then women would be hitting on me instead of guys.

What if everyday was as if it had come out of High School Musical?

Then I would cry before becoming suicidal.

What if the Joker was real?

He would probably be locked up in a sanitorium. So I would become a janitor there and discuss domination with him.

What if you died a little inside everytime you saw the color pink (much like me)?

Well (just like me also) I would be dead.

What if you could only wear ugly blond wigs?

Then my lucious long hair would be hidden and I would cry.

What if you got proposed to by a movie star, at this moment in history?

Depends on who it is. I would say yes to select few, Johnny Depp and Matt Damon in that catagory. Eveyone else can piss off.

What if you could do awesome stunts?

Then I would arrive at school in a burning car, then do a triple somersault through the window, land on the school roof, and chill the rest of the day, because I'm just that awesome.

What if... you were a famous actress?

Then I would be out clubbing in designer duds.

What if you were Albus Dumbledore?

Then I would be a gay man with a long beard. And I would have been created by a stupid "writer."

What if you could work magic?

Then I would be a very happy girl.

What if you were Jesus?

I'd make an appearance and bless all of the other religions other then catholicism o.o

what if you had the power to see the truth =O no matter what

Keh. I already do. It's called cynicism.

What if you were a beast at FreeCell?

I'd be a nerd

What if you could make people do your bidding?

Them I'd be awesome.

What is you could summon imps?

I'd make they do my bidding =O la de da I'd be rich too =O

what if you were rich?

Then I would be happy, because only money can bring you joy.

What if you actually listened to your parents?