The "what if" Game

Okay, this is kind of hard to explain, but fun!

First person asks a "what if" question, and the next person answers and asks another. You're answers can be stupid or serious, just like your questions.

Example
Person1: What if animals could talk?
Person 2: I would be scared out of my mind.
What if I hated you?
Person 3: I would be sad...

And so on.

I go first: What if all the males on the planet suddenly evaporated? :shock:

Eh... we would make babies out of mud like Gaia did a long long time ago oO*

What if everyone died but you and the (type of) person you hate the most are the only ones surviving?

Ehh...the people I hate the most are all pretty hawt, so I'd keep them around until they got boring. (Elapsed time of their survival, about tweleve seconds tops)

What if you were an assasin hired to kill your best friend?

... then you would be dead. Sorry, Meggie!

What if... my puppy ate you?

then ur puppy will have a huge tummyache for along time

What if someone send you to moon

then i would live there in peace

what if you get a million dollars

I would spend it on ponies, and my joy would be complete.

What if... the sky really was falling?

i'd read as many mangas as possible before the end comes.

what if you turned into the opposite gender?

Then I would change my name to Gerard and grow a mustache.

What if everyone turned into a member of the opposite gender, except for you?

i would move out of the house

what if you meet a pervert on the streets?

i would out-perv the pervert

what if dreams and reality were switched?

Them my life would turn to epic weirdness.

What if you were a character in a shoot-em-up game?

I would be in danger. Often

What if... you were a member of a rockband?

I would rock out---until I remembered I was playing Guitar Hero.

What if you were lost in a maze?

Then I would make a hole in the maze wall and live there, pretending to be a hedgewitch (hahaha... It's a pun).

What if... zombies were at your door?

I would invite them in for tea and then I would hack them apart.

What if you turned into a tree?

I would cry, because I would need the sun, but I hate the sun...

What if... Chuck Norris dropkicked you?

Then the world would die.

What if you turned into a really popular prep?

Then I would be successful, happy, and utterly boring and without my previous friends.

What if... I turned your hair bubble-gum pink?

I would be A-OK, I wanted my hair pink anyway.

What if I hacked your hair off?

I would kill you. With a hatchet.

What if... I was Rapunzel?

Then I would be one of the magical little creatures that would be her friend.

What if people saw you as really ugly, but you were actually very pretty?

Hahaha... story of my life. Just kidding.

What if... the world hated you?

Then it would be the peaceful harmony that already exists.

What if a teacher is in love with you?

i would take advantage of that and get straight A's

what if you lost your favorite toe?