The "what if" Game

Dude, I do that pretty much already.

What if everyone spoke in chatspeak?

Then I'd break the mold. And probably you, too.

What if like was a musical, but it was a pansy musical?

Then life wouldn't be worth living.

What if life was like a soap opera?

...it isn't? Cut out the cheesy music, overdone sex and the dude who ALWAYS has an eyepatch, and you'll consider it my life.

What if you were an up-and-coming star?

I already am.

What if your father was secretly an alien?

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

What if all your friends turned into dorks overnight?

Dude, they're all dorks NOW.

What if on the day you turned 18 you either had to marry someone you didn't know or die?

I would marry the dude, I guess. Better than death.

What if everytime you saw the person you liked, Cascada's "Everytime We Touch" played in the background for everyone to hear?

Hahaha... I would be screwed, because then it would be SO freaking obvious who I liked and I would melt into a little embarassed puddle of tears.

What if you could express your emotions soely through singing?

Then I wouldn't be singing very often. Or talking. Or doing anything, actually. I would sit in my ginormous room, singing softly about my emo depressions.

What if everytime you ate a piece of chocolate you heard a voice saying "Are you sure you want to eat that?"

then i would still eat it tell it to be quiet or put earplugs over my ear and listen to loud music.

what if there was someone who has a mind reading skill and read ur thoughts out to class?

I would be a very embarressed little girl, considering my thoughts are basically a string of swears and song lyrics and occassionaly a thought about the people around me. And they aren't nice thoughts.

What if everytime you did something "bad" a police siren sounded for everyone to hear?

Then I'd be like, Dude! and then the police that frequent my school would be like, Hey, and I'd be like, Peace, man, and they'd be like, Hand ove the pot, young lady, and I'd be like, Dude, no way. Get your own pot. we know that's what you add in you coffee and dounuts so you don't shoot yourself with your gun, and then it's be like, BAM, and then the cop gets my pot and he like, puts in in his pocket, muttering, No harm, no foul and walk away, mumbling incoherently about coffee.

What if that made sense?

In a strange way it did. You reminded me amazingly of Lrr from Futurama just then when he ate that hippie...

What if Meggie's scenario actually took place?

Then I'd be dead. And potless.

What if the cops were druggies?

Actually, some are, but more are dealers.

What if you could control fire?

Then a lot of things would be burning now. Like the gyms in my school, but only the gyms.

What if you had gym at 7:30 in the morning? (Like I do?)

oh- ........ I will scream like a freek!!!! and maybe I will do the same thing you did X(

So don't hack my hair off!!! (warning)

LOL

hmm... what if your house is burning down right now? (this is scary... )

i would run out and call 911

what if you were watching this really sad drama like im right now?
(btw im crying....)

Awww. I don't watch sad dramas (mostly because of your reaction ^^)

What if you were the Grim Reaper?

There would be many, many corpses strewn about town.

What if you were a master at the broadsword?

Then there would be a small massacre at school, seemingly by Zorro! *twirls moustache*

What if everyone had a Zorro moustache?

then everyone would look like a man

What if everyone had to wear shorts and t-shirts or tanktops to skating?

Then we'd freeze our buttocks off!

What if I left this forum?

Then I would hold ur nutmeg hostage til u came back? o:

What if I was secretly a guy pretending to be a girl and dating ur brother?