How the person above will die >:3

NOOOO!!!! GODS WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH ME?!?!?!?

Anyway, you'll die from the Hinamizawa disease, in which you will go crazy and become paranoid and scratch out your throat.

Well, it's not as if I don't do that already.
The crazy part, I mean.

You will die from being parshally correct.

You will die from rabid green squirrels taking over the world, and having to live off peanut butter.

that is terrible.

You'll die from when you are tying a tie and accidentally tie it too tight, thus accidentally strangling yourself.