Wishes

wish granted, you got a helicopter
- = but sadly, its a model that your mom eventually had to store in the basement

i wish amy would go write my math test for me =D

Wish granted, but I wrote my name on it so it didnt count...and then i was kicked out.

I wish I had wings.

wish granted, you are now taken to the zoo or the lab to be examined

I wish .... for a wish

...wish granted. but you have to make me a sandwich first.

I wish that i'd finish chun already. XD

wish granted but now you have to finish every otehr project

i wish i dont have to study and get 100% tmr >0<

Granted, but unfortunately the scoring rubric is actually 200%, so you technically fail. :'(

I wish I could never make mistakes again!

Granted, but then you were put into an insane asylum.

I wish School wasn't so soon.

Granted, but you end school in August. :'(
I wish I could poop everyday.

Granted, but your death is caused by constipation.

I wish I had more cereal. X:<

Granted, but it's the gross no-brand ones that have hints of human feces in them!

I wish I had more time to go buy new clothes :(

Granted, but you only have money for one sock.

I wish for some more salsa. o:

Granted, but it is very bad salsa D:
I wish for to be trilingual :o

you'll be but for some reason a policeman believe you're a suspicious person and you go to prision xD
i wish pass all my exams :)