The "what if" Game

Then I suspect our national debt would increase sharply.

What if Chinese food didn't exist?

I would be sad. And I would starve.

What if you became nuclear?

Then I would be awesome.

What if caffine didn't exist?

I does not work on me so nothing o.o

what if Australia became a world power >>

Dude!!! Aussies rock anyway.

what if Starbucks took over the world?

Then there would be a lot more out there.
What if penguins ruled the world?

That would be cool

what if you died right now o.o?

Then I wouldn't be talking with you.

What if your pet went rabid and bit you?

I'd get a vaccine shot and then have him put to sleep =O

what if you owned all the bunnies in the world =O

I would be perpetually happy.

what if my doggie bit you?

Then I would be sad.

What if turtles talked?

Then the world would be a better place.

What if trees could move?

then the environment would be so much better and they'd be called Treants

what if Frodo ran by you running after Sam?

I would wonder why the existance of hobbits had not been realized before.

What if you had The Ring?

Thne I would be trippin' man.

What if you had an unlimited supply of magical mushrooms?

I'd sell them and make money

what if a dragon took you to it's lair?

Then I'd steal it's gold and play with the dragon.

What if gold wasn't worth anything?

Then... silver would be more special

What if today was armegaddon?

Then it would occur, in, like, twenty minutes so tomorrow wouldn't happen.

What if all of your stuffed animals came to life?

I'd be overjoyed

what if your stuffed animals attacked you?

I would cry, because I love my Mexican named tigers.

What if you died?

Then I would go to hell, like everybody says to me.

What if everything you said was true?

It already is. Unless I'm lying.

What if no one ever believed you?

Hey! That's you, talking about my life!

What if East really was West?

then that would be weird and make all the natural sense of direction all messed up =O

what if you could go south by heading north =O? or can you?