The "what if" Game

I'd be the smartest kid alive?

what if you could smack anyone around =O?

Then it'd be like Christmas!

What if people could spontaniously burst into fire?

Then there would be many greasy spots on the pavement.

What if no one cared?

I'd smack everyone around who pissed me off

what if you could kill any one person

Then I would be happy! And a lot of people would be dead.

What if the world really did revolve around you?

... Doesn't it already?

What if you were a perfect person?

Then the perfect person is obviously not preppy.

What if everyone owned a duck?

then it would be weird

what if everyone owned a Horse =O

I would be happy. I heart ponies

What if you could make anyone fall in love with you?

Then a lot of people would be in love with me.

What if cars didn't exist?

Then there would be a hell of a lot less pollution, and maybe my mom would let me go to China.

What if you had mindslaves?

Then I would rule the world.

What if you become a housewife with 2.5 kids?

... I would shoot myself. Repeatedly.

What if you were going out with someone, but they turned out to be gay? (Or, if you're gay, turned out to be straight?)

If I was gay/straight, I would break up with the girl. If they were gay, I'd be their friend.

What if everyone was skinny except for you?

Um... I would be even more unique than I am now. So, I would try to stay chunky.

What if you turned into a cat?

Then that would be purrfect.

What if you had an odd shaped nose?

I already do.

What if your face was perpetually like the second smilie in the second row in the emoticon box?

Then I would be the world's weiredest emo kid around.

What if you were a Teddy Bear that was much abused?

I'd run away and find someone to take care of me =O

what if you were an animal?

Then I would either be a freaking awesome tiger or a fox.

What if you found a finger in your fast food meal?

Then I'd be freaked.
What if everyone around you were turning into bunnies except for you??

I'd own them all o.o

what if could blackmail a president or prime minister

That's not to hard with Bush in power.

What if Obama became our next prez?

That would be great.

What if Hillary wormed her way into office?

doesn't really matter for me =O but that would be cool too lol

What if US decided to attack China?