The "what if" Game

I'd go omfg and maybe run for my life

what if you knew a transformer =O?

Then it'd be SWEET!!

What if a guy asked you out?

then i would freak out..... (cause i have some male dna in me lol)

what if the world turn upside down

nothing would really happen o.o?

what if a girl asked you out =O?

Um... I would have to politly decline, because I am straight, so yeah... I would propbably be so suprised that I would say the same thing I say when guys ask me out, even if I am going to shoot them down: "Let me think about it"

What if you could understand the language of birds?

Then I would be like Snow White!

What if your blood could cure any illness?

I would go into hiding, because people would be hunting me down. Or I would go to Africa and cure ebola.

What if you had an amazing talent with growing plants?

Then I would be named either Rosethorn or Briar. And be awesome.

What if everyone id dying from a disease you started?

I'd try to find a way to cure it =O

What if you got smacked by a gorilla?

Then I'd be like, "WTF? What's a gorilla doing here????"

What if you could only speak txt for the rest of your life?

that would suck for me but I'd learn to deal with it

what if you were mute and blind and deaf =O?

Then I would figure out how to commite suicide. And die.

What if gremlins attacked you?

I'd kill them =O

what if angels where real =O?

Then they would assasinate me...

What if you were a witch hunter?

I'd hunt the evil witches =O

what if you were a witch being hunted by a witch hunter?

Then i'd kill the witch hunter using my magc!!

What if you had a theme song?

I do o.o

What if you had to be a slave of someone =O?

Then it would depend who my master was before I slit their throat.

What if everyone was an odd color except for you?

it would be weird but I'd learn to deal with it =3

what if you couldn't kill your master =O

Then I'd be sad. Then run away to your house.

What if everyone deserted your town?

I'd run away with them =3

What if you were deserted by everyone =3

Then I'd be sad.

What if people threw you in jail for giggles?

I'd kill them

What if you became a math slave =O?

But I already am for you...

What if people started kicking you?

I'd kick them back?

What if you were attacked by druggies?