The "what if" Game

Then I'd have to like, three way call both of you to talk.

What if you had to communicate through charade movements?

that would be awful and I'd just stop communicating

What if you could only communicate through morse code?

Then I would constantly be signaling SOS, 'cause that's all I know.

What if you were stranded on a deserted island?

Then I'd pull a Jack Sparrow.

What if you were a ghost?

I'd haunt everyone =D

what if you were a demon?

I am one. (At least in spirit)

What if you got a book published?

that would be awesome =D

what if you were a coach for a volley ball team?

I would be totally evil

What if you had to teach for a living?

Then I'd be a hobo.

What if everything turned orange?

My eyes would liquidize.

What if you got transported to an alternative universe?

Then I'd be living in Yiva.

What if Futurama actually predicted the future?

Then that would be a crappy future

what if you liked someone you've never seen before?

I have before, which was odd.

What if you got married on your 18th birthday?

Then I would be sad.

What if people died just by looking at you?

I'd go to a secluded place

what if you got jumped by 3 guys with guns =O?

Then I guess I would get robbed.

What if you worked in a factory where you got locked in until you filled your quota?

Then I'd be like, "Dude, no fair!"

What if birds attacked you?

I'd be like wtf and smack them

What if you were trapped in an underground cave? with the exit guarded

I would be freaked out of my mind for a while, then would look for food and be joyful for silence

What if you got buried alive?

I'd come back from the dead and burn whoever did that Alive =D

what if you were burned alive?

Then I'd be sad, because one of the things I love offed me.

What if you got tortured to death?

I'd attempt to kill myself =3

What if you were brutally murdered?

Then I supose I would become a vengeful spirit and get revenge on my murderer.

What if everytime you said something kind, flowers appeared?

Then there wouldn't be a lot of smiles.

What if everyone turned into stuffed animals?

Then the world would be very plushie and violence would be near impossible.

What if you were scared of needles?