The "what if" Game

Then I would cry, because you can't see everything in the word in 80 days.

What if World War Three was caused by you?

I doubt that since I wasn't even born yet at that time era.

What if you have pneumonia?

Then I would be PO'ed, because it's SUMMER (in case you don't look at my singnature)

What if buildings talked?

That would be messed up.

What if dogs can talk?

Then their barking would make sense!

What if all the human babies turned into dolphins?

Then they would all be pink

what if AFI stood for.... a fanning infant

Then I would be sad because AFI is one of my favorite bands.

HI LAURA!

What if everyone started talking in old english?

That would be soo wicked

What if the whole King Arthur thing is real and you are Genevive?

Then it wouldnt matter cause idk who Genevive is (sorry)

HI MEG!!!!

What if chuck norris was a woman?

No, idea what you are talking about

What if you are turned into a dog?

Then I would go find the nearest fire hydrant.

What if the internet didn't exist?

then i wouldnt be talking to you and we would be forced to get real lifes

what if it was snowing and 90 degrease at the same time

Then snowman would be very happy, wouldn't they?

What if all human life was a Sims games for monsters?

then well idk that would suck i guess and more people would get traped in pools that had latters like 2 seconds ago

what if fire works didnt exist?

lol the disappearing ladder trick.

Then the Fourth of July wouldn't be a very jolly holiday then, right?

What if kiki_burgers were an actual food item?

then i would be eating her instead of talking to her

what if there;s no music........at all

Then all life would be reduced to listening comedy CDs or poetry CDs. Which com to think of it, a poetry CD would be a lot like a music CD...

What if you could only read shoujo?

Um... that wouldn't be much of a problem, considering that's what I do anyway.

What if you acted just like a shoujo manga heroine (you know, insufferably dumb and dull?)

Then I probably would be a stupid stick that's too dumb to notice all the guys who love me.

What if you became Captain America?

Then I would have to wear red, white, and blue, which would cause me to cry, because those colors SO don't work on me.

What if there was a total eclipse of the sun?

Then the world would very black, then wouldn't it be? And then I would laugh, because black is SO my color.

What if people could only communicate in song?

i do that when i talk to katie sometimes anyway so it wouldnt really matter now would it. although it would piss me off after every one starts acting like there in High School Musical

what if you could walk through walls?

Then we wouldn't need doors!

What if superheros werer real?

then there would be a lot of men in tights randomly flying about

what if sushi could walk?

Then kitties would be very happy.

What if... the sky was made of rainbows and sunshine . (thank you, kiki_burgers)