The "what if" Game

Then I'd steal their drugs and sell them back to them.

What if you're a criminal mastermind?

then I'd commit a lot more crimes =O

what if you lead a gang?

Dude, I would rule the disgusting underbelly of my town.

What if you were a lumberjack?

I'd get a different job

what if you were forced to go to a strip club?

then I would be like, Dude, not a lesbian!

What if you were one of the people that worked in the strip club?

Then I would have more money than I do now

What if your parents abandoned you on the streets?

I'd be kickass =O

what if you were raised by animals?

Then I would be the person raied by wolves!

What if you were really a princess?

I guess I`d be a Prince...I don't know i'll order people around =P

what if you were a princess?

Then my siggie would be correct.

What if people had to start every sentence with "What if?" ?

then it would be weird since everything would be a question

what if people had to tell the truth if anyone asked them anything?

Then I would be in deep trouble.

What if I suddenly vanished?

then it would be weird...=O

what if Bunnies ruled the world >D

That would be cool.

What if safety pins weren't really safe?

Um... They aren't already. One got buried completly in my ankle two years ago.

What if you were Jesus?

Then I would be less awesome than Bunnie-Kun.

What if everyone was in love with you?

... You mean they aren't already? Actually, I would pick one of my favorites and go into hiding. People who claim to be in love with me often get scary.

What if there was a huge fire, and you could only save one person: either your best friend, or a person who was the only person that knew how to cure a certain type of cancer. Who would you save?

Sorry Katie! The cancer people....

What if you had a toy gun that changed people into different kinds of animals?

Dude!! I would turn everyone into ponies and foxes. Or donkeys.

What if you were famous?

Then I would thank all the little people.

What if you got plastic surgery?

Um... I wouldn't. I don't want to go under the knife. If I HAD to, however, I would make my facial features much sharper.

What if your life was like a soap opera?

It is! But if it really was, I suppose there would be a lot more smex. And more dramatic music.

What if your nails were pernamently pink?

that would be cool and weird at the same time

what if you were married to a short ugly fat disgusting and uncultured man o.o?

Then I'd be like, DUDE! and run away.

What if you woke up one day and you were married to a dude you hate?

one I'd go dude we're not homosexuals second I'd divorce him saying he cheated on me =3 and hopefully we had a prenuptial so I can jack his money =P

What if one day you woke up and found out you were kidnapped =O and in a place you don't know at all