The "what if" Game

Then I would be put under police station care

What if you had to play 8 hours of piano/

I would fail epically, because I suck at piano.

What if you could play guitar expertly?

Then I would be having concerts

What if you get to sing onstage even though you had never sing before?

... Um... I guess I would have to wing it and hope it all went well.

What if you could make people's appearences change?

Then all of the popular people will be mad ugly.

What if you had the ability to shoot cats out from your fingertips?

Dude! I would probably turn out to be a crazy cat lady.

What if you could only speak in limericks?

There once was a girl who could only speak
in toungue so weird that she she was bored in a week.
So she found a new muse
and she suceeds to confuse
everyone who tries to understand her language unique.

Damn that is so not a limerick.

What is everyone had to rhyme when they talked?

My mind would be most confused, and my mouth would no longer be used.

What if chocolate was poison to humans?

Then I'd commit death by chocolate.

What if rasberries were harmless to everyone BUT happyvampyre?

Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a good enough answer?

What if you gained a pound every time you took 100 breaths?

i'd get fat what eles would happen

what if you had 3 wishes?

Then some crazy stuff would happen.

What if you could only eat popsicles for the rest of your life?

I would starve. I detest popsicles.

What if you had that stupid ice cream truck song stuck in your head for all eternity?

Ew. Just ew.

What if you could only drive an ice-cream truck for the rest of your life?

I would be a very chunky girl. Or I would paint it black and put a fanged smilie on the side and change the song it plays to some thrash metal song and I would sell peace beads out of it.

What if my last statement made sense?

Surprisingly it does. And I would totally buy peace beads off of you.

What if everyone had sicked scars on their face?

That would be odd, but the standards of beauty would also be changed.

What if I actually tried to get my book published?

Then it would be one of those $25 hardcover books that I HATE (to buy, at least)

What if I got one of my poems published?

Then I would cheer for you, then use your fame to boost my own career.

What if you could speak 8 languages?

Then I'd be a translator for this forum, and not just be a moocher.

What if you were a pheasant in middle ages?

Um, next statement, anyone?

meh

..........what happend to the game, um, anybody??
sorry, but i never been a peasant in the middle ages.....so i dunno...

Ha! And you accuse US of stopping the game!

nope but are we still playing?