The "what if" Game

I'm guessing.

..............k

Do you want to do a What If question or should I? I"m fresh out of ideas, but I could make something up, I guess.

What if people actually did what they were told?

Then I would be a totally different person. With serious inner-angst issues.

What if your town was overrun by rabid squirrels?

Then I would be like, "DUDE!...dude? DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?! *crawl under desk in fetal position*"

What if what if what if, everyone stuttered?

Th-th-then, it would b-b-be h-ha-h-hard t-t-t-to und-d-derstand peop-p-ple.

What if everyone sounded like Donald Duck?

Then I'd be nuts. And communicate like that one girl in Special A, by a pad of paper.

What if all you could drink was my hot chocolate?

I would die of thirst. I actually could even with drinking your "hot chocolate." I'm more thirst after I drink it than before.

What if you could only eat food from Dunkin' Donuts?

Then I'd be fat from eating those crossaints.

Tahw fi enoyreve etorw ekil siht?

.........don't know what u talkin about

what are u?

A human?? An Asain??

What if you were OLD??

I would probably kill myself because my feeble little mind couldn't bear the shock of aging 60 years in a night.

What if you were an utterly serious person?

Abd I'm NOT? *serious expression*

What if you were....a manniquin? One of those kind with no arms or head?

Then I wouldn't be able to answer this question

What if you could be spontaneously transported into a manga?

It would depend on what manga...but I would probably one of those girls with those ridiculous sized-boobage with the annoying perky manner. And I would be suicidal.

What if you were a computer?

I would be able to do calculations REALLY quickly and play games all day. Wheeee!

What if the world was ending in three days, and you were the only one that knew?

Then there would be a lot more things happening in my boring life, and I would drink liquid caffine to stay awake for the entire three days. And also there would be a suspicious mazed out credit card.

What if all you could wear was things made out of rope?

I would be itchy.

What if long distance space-travel was possible?

Then the "last frontier" would be something else.

What if you made airquotes around everything?

then i would keep on doing it

What if there was glitter all over your room?

... I really just don't know what I would do.

What if you could make the sun rise and set whenever you wished?

Then the sun would not rise until noon. And then set around midnight.

What if you knew random facts but nothing important?

.... Is that any different from what I know now?

What if balloons were currency?

Then clowns would be mad rich.

What if you have multiple lifes?