The "what if" Game

what if I jumped up and down like a bunnie =3?

Then that would be tons more accuate.

What if you won a prize?

Then it would prove that I am awesome.

What if you got arrested?

...um.

Hey, when do I advance to four stars??

What if you were trapped inside a picture??

Then I would be one creepy picture.

What if it was true that pictures steal parts of your soul?

Then I would be dead.

What if people suddenly turned into transformers??

My brother would be overjoyed but I would most likely be found eating a gun.

What if you screwed up everything you said?

Like I usually do?

What if people could only wear one outfit?

Then everyone would reek.

What if everyone had to wear colours that clashed?

Then we'd all be viciously ugly.

What if we all had to wear ballgowns and tuxedos everywhere?

Dude, that would be awesome! Everyone would look snazzy all the time, but sports would be severly compromised.

What if aliens invaded Earth and started killing off all humans through death camps?

Then I would scream GENOCIDE!! and kill myself.

What if it was physically impossible to be depressed with life?

I would be mentally depressed with life.

What if you became super strong after drinking a vitamin drink? (which is what I'm drinking right now)

Then I would keep a constant supply of vitamin water at my side and go off and fight crime! Or maybe end up a criminal myself. I'm kinda on the ropes...

What if every time you ate a cockroach, you got one wish?

Then I would have to find some cockroaches....

What if roses really were as bloody as happyvampyre's avatar?

Then they wouldn't be the flowers of love anymore. Or there would be many angry wives on their anniversaries.

What if manga ceased to exist?

Then this forum would be talking about something else, and that would be SAD.

What if Valentine's Day ceased to exist?

Then I wouldn't have gotten chocolate from that stalker guy.

What if tommorrow was today?

Then it would be a Thurs, and I woukd be packing to lave to camp and to go to buffalo.

What if there was a Singles Awareness Day?

Then that would be awesome. Shall we organize one?

What if you could stop time?

We should organize one.

I would be AWESOME!!

What if you had a magical hand that shoots bees?

Dude! I would use my insect-wrath to sting my enemies into oblivion.

What if you had anime-like superpowers?

Then I'd be sweet.

What if you could wield a sword?

I would dice up my enemies into little ribbons with amazing flair.

What if everything you did was stylish?

...Everything I do ISN'T stylish? Got me.

Well then I'd sashay everywhere.

What if you lived in a library?