The "what if" Game

Then I would never leave. Computers and books, what else do you need?

What if you could spontaneously regenerate?

Then I'd be awesome.

What if all you could eat was food from vending machines?

Then I would be one chunky girl.

What if the only drink you could drink was Pepsi?

Then I'd weep for My Mountain Dew.

What if all you could drink was sugarry soda?

Then I would be totally miserable, because I hate soda.

What if everytime you cried a puppy died?

Then I would force myself not to cry.

What if everytime you talked a baby fell out a window/fell from a large building?

I would keep on talking *_*

What if everytime you posted on this forum, you took a day off your life?

Then I would be....1752 days closer to death. Which is what....close to six years?

What if everytime you blew your nose a star went out?

I would be sad... and would never blow my nose again. I can take discomfort.

What if you were forced to spend the rest of your life chained to Hannah Montana, and if you killed her or yourself, you would be conjoined twins in your next life?

Then I would hire an assasin to take her down.

What if it was really YOU joined to her?

I would staple her mouth shut then use her fame to launch my own hardcore career.

What if you had to look like a bleach-blonde prep for the rest of your existance?

Then I would live a secret double life as a raver and die of a drug overdose.

What if you could only write preppy sonnets for the rest of your life?

I would stop writing and instead go crazy, because I would be keeping everything inside my skull.

What if you had a memory span of 3 days?

Then I would be a sad human being.

What if all you could do to transport yourself is skip?

Dude, I do that now.
I would look like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

What if you got transported into the world of Cinderella, but YOU were the prince?

Then I'd be an Ugly Drag dude.

What if you were a dancing Queen?

I'd be young and sweet, barely seventeen. (Curse ye, ABBA!)

What if you had a pet Nibbler (Futurama)?

Then I'd be awesome.

What if all life was but a dream?

...You mean it isn't?

What if Santa Claus was real?

...You mean he isn't?? . Thank's for ruining it for me!!!!!!!!!! *sob* *sob*

I kid, I kid...or am I? *sniffle*

What if you were Mother Nature?

I would swallow up the Iraq

What if you were dumb?

Then I would be sad...but on the upside I'd be a slim person.

What if the skinnier you are the more stupid you are?

Then i would be out of my mind

What if you get sunburned everyday?

I would have cancer and my life would be cut short

What if you were lost on a island?

I would try to find my way back

What if everyone gave you a gift but there was too much and you wasn't along to keep it in the class room