The "what if" Game

I wouldn't be able to watch it anymore....cuz it's too bright.....
Hey, I like the sky as it is!!! hands off, *blah*
What if your computer exploded in front of you?

Then my eyebrows would be singed.

What if your parents turned out to be aliens that had eaten your real parents?

that would be really freaky...

what if your past was changed, what would you do?

well i wouldnt notice because if the past changes then i would have thought thats what it was always like

what if it flooded so much we all had to swim to where we had to go

Then I would get superbuff from all that swimming.

What if all the world's computers simultaniously crashed?

then i couldnt talk to you and missiles would simotaniously combust and the world would fall into chaos

what if you could teleport to only one place of ur choosing the rest of ur life?

I would wait and save it till I have to use it at a crucial moment =O or when I want to sneak into one place...

what if the cutest dog ever, jumped on you, then pooped and bit you =O

I would be happy, then grossed out, and then sad. And in pain.

What if no one cared?

I would go to the person who sang the song "Nobody Cared"and leanr from him.
What if you saw a flat dead person on your driveway?

I'd go wtf, kick it a little then call the cops =O

What if someone hit you with a car?

Um... I would die? Either that or my amazing powers of awesome-ness would vaporize the car before it even touched me.

What if money did grow on trees?

i would harvest the money with my mighty rock hard abs duh (inside joke) and be the richest person ever

what if....are parents would let us do what ever we wanted

Then I would have about 50 dogs and 30 horses. And my parents would be living out of a cardboard box.

What if you could only express your emotions through the language of smilies?

I would spam the smiles I always spam =O =D D= =3 @_@ RAWR =O

what if you lived in the artic?

I would be quite delighted, because it would be wonderful and cold there. I would also learn the language of polar bears.

What if you made everything you touched turn to dust?

I'd Isolate myself =O or I'd be the perfect-ish superhero

what if you had super powers?

Then I would be evil and unstopable and call myself Demonia

What if you could teleport, but couldn't quite control where you ended up?

I would never use it unless I was desperate =O

what if you could control time to a degree of 1hour

I wouldn't be so damn cranky in the mornings. Ah, blessed sleep...

What if you stopped aging?

Then I would be a short fourteen year old for the rest of my life.

What if ronald McDonald became president?

Then we would all be uber fat, and the rainforest would cease to exist to feed the ravenous greed-machine that is the fast food industry

What if tears could cure cancer?

Then a lot of people would be sniffing onions.

What if cell phones didn't exist?

Then my social life would pretty much cease to exist. And a lot of people would die.

What if... I was a super assasin?

Then a lot of people would be dead!

What if you could only watch old sitcoms for the rest of your life?

Then my career of TV watching would be over. Unless it was That 70s Show. Then I would be glued to the couch.

What if you knew the meaning of life?