The "what if" Game

Um....I would go to the police to close their account?
What if you are vanishing?

then I'd go like...AWESOME =O and then I'd help alot of people...maybe do some illegal stuff as well...hehehe...

What if you lost the use of anything below your waist =O?

I would have hard time breathing soon because of the lact of exercises. (that is true) That's sad.... I don't wanna think about it...might as well suicide......*getting into a slump again*
What if your family is dead except you?

I'd be really depressed.

What if some attempt to make you jump off a roof =O

Then I wouldn't need someone to tlell me, I would do it anyway.

What if you had a paperclip?

Then I'd throw it =O

what if you were a billionaire?

Then I would be HAPPY. You have no idea how happy.

What if Indiana Jones burst through your window?

I go "WOOT" and I'd want his autograph and then maybe I'd steal his trademark Fedora and Whip =O

What if Bruce Wayne asked you out =O?

Then I would call him a peodiphile. And then I go out with him so his feelings aren't hurt, 'cause who wants to be enemies with the Batman?

What if Ocean's 11 existed?

Then it would mean 11 movie stars are thieves and it would be awesome

What if Power Rangers existed?

Then there would be awesome gay actors running around in tights.

What if there weren't any time zones?

then traveling would f you up so bad @_@

What if you were part of the Sailor Squad xD?

Then I would commit suicide because a) I don't know what I'm doing in the "Sailor Squad" and b) because it just sounds so gay I would combust.

What if this wasn't really a question?

then you'd have to make on up

what if you were forced to piggy back someone 80lbs heavier then you

Then my back would break...

What if everyone had gills and fish were the ones on land?

then we would be merman and they'd be weird freaks compared to us

What if everyone had wings and could fly?

Thne there would be less pollution. And I would be a merMAID.

What if we are the true aliens?

we can't be since Aliens is our word for beings from outer space.

What if we lived in a world like The Matrix?

Then there would be less gun accidents, because we would see the bullet coming in slow-mo and dodge it!

What if the only cars that got into accidents are "Dodges?"

no one would buy a dodge...I would never touch one either unless it's a Viper

What if you were super athletic =O?

That's funny! I only play Girl's Lacrosse.

What if you were super artistic?

that would not be possible...well I guess it would be...but that doesn't really work when I am already...but that's only if I'm given instructions...I don't know o.o

What if you found a wallet on the floor with $10,000 in it and a pack of coke

Then I would take both.

What if Coke really did have Cocaine in it?

*cough I meant coke as in cocaine* Never liked Coke, I'd continue drinking Pepsi

What if Coke closed down =O?

Then I would be happy, because I like Pepsi, too!

What if the legal age was fifteen?