The "what if" Game

I'd get people to help my carry it home =O

what if a Bunnie disappeared =O?

I would try and find it everyday when i have freetime

what if you found a bird thats barely alive on your street?

I would break all my combs and enjoy my new haircut

What if you grew up hair in all your body?

I would get fake fangs then run around howling and screaming "*rawr* I'm a werewolf!"

What if no one believed anything you said (like Cassandra in mythology)?

I would ignore then and have alot of sugar then scream

What if you are so strong you could even lift up the whole playland?

Then my parents couldn't make me go to school, could they

What if the temperature of the planet raised 10 degrees (Farenheit)

Then I would go to north pole

What if you lived with the animals like lions

I would be joyful, because I love the Big Cats, but then I would probably be their dinner, so...

What if everytime you sneezed, flowers rained down from the sky?

I would be dancing, I really wish that could happen.

What if you got to pick on things that you want the most and you could have what,
what would it be/?

If I could have anything I guess I would want an unlimited supply of books, but if I could only pick one thing, I would want this beautiful necklace made of silver and peridot that I saw one day at a store.

What if cows could speak human language?

Then i would ask if i could ride on its back........it's fun

What if the sky turned Green?

I would think that I was tripping.

What if all the roads in the world turned into canals?

Then I'd buy a boat!

What if you could only eat nachos for the rest of your life?

Then I would starve to death.

What if you were seven feet tall?

Then I'd be Michael Jackson....or is it Jordan??? Well, the one who's the basketball star.

What if you were adopted by a famous person?

Then i would be in heaven

What if the world is really upside down

The I could walk on the ceiling!

What if you were a vampire?

Then i could run really fast and jump on to the roof or tree top

What if you were dancing in the rain?

I always do that, it brings me joy.

What if you were put into an asylum?

...um. I'm thinking an asylum is already in my future.

What if you were always thinkin' Arbys??

I would hate myself, because they sell mainly roast beef and killing cows is against my personal belief.

What if you could only speak through commercial jingles?

Then I'd be quiet. Or communicate using the Geico commericals where it's famous people talking.

What if you had to wear an ugly old sweatervest everyday?

Then I would hide for eternity

What if you were a monk?

Then I'd be a sad transvestite.

What if you were a hooker?

I have been mistaken for one... But if I was one, I would be the most common target for serial killers. (I know useless psych trivia; no need to fear me)

What if there was a serial killer in your town?