The "what if" Game

I guess I would do much more dangerous stuff.

What if you were blind?

I'm halfway there.

What if the glass was always half-full?

Then i have no idea what are u talking about

What if everyone was as tall as YaoMin the chinese basketball player

Dude. Then I'd be able to reach the top shelf!

What if you were a smurf?

Then I would smell like mushrooms all the time!

What if poisons couldn't kill you?

Then I'd be hard to kill....sigh. Where's the noose?

What if your clothing was made out of brownies/other chocolately products?

It would melt in the sun and I would have yet another reason to stay indoors.

What if flowers could lash out like a venemous snake?

Then I'd be dead, because I love flowers.

What if you owned a menagerie of bugs?

I wouldn't, because I fear bugs and everytime I see a beg spider I start crying. Strange, huh?

What if you couldn't use the computer for more than 15 minutes a day?

Then I'd have no time to read manga (sob)

What if you didn't have an iPod/mp3?

I have no clue how I would survive. Seriously, I love my Fuze more than most of my friends.

What if you had to say everything in riddles?

Then many people wouldn't talk to me because they would be too lazy to figure out what I was saying.

What if you lived in Sweeney Todd times?

Then that would a horrible nightmare for me......scary really scary shuder..

What if you were the girl in 27 dresses?

OMG. NO. I don't have 27 friends, let alone 27 dresses. I had an issue finding ONE dress.

What if you were a transsexual?

Then I guess I wouldn't have a lot of money, would I?

What if... I was famous?

Then I'd be like DUDE! BUY MY STUFF!! And you actually might....

What if all you saw was the color pink?

I would gouge out my eyes.

What if you were a master potter?

Then I'd make expensive pieces, move out of my parental units house and exclusively wear pants with chains on them.

What if my dream came true?

Then I would probably end up mooching off your wealth and lazing around your apartment.

What if you could read people's minds?

Then I'd have another way to get rich!!

What if when I grew up I was a really famous fashion designer?

then i'd only be able to afford knockoffs from back alleys in nyc
what if you couldn't ever fall asleep at night?

Then I'd be nocturnal!!

What if everyone could shape-shift except for you??

then id sit and cry...
what if you had an edward and a jacob... who would you choose?

I don't know....I think I'd rather have Edward, personally. Portable air-conditioner with the bonus of being villainous attractively hawt!!!

What if you had to communicate through hand-gestures only you understood?

id live on an island by myself, what the heck. maybe read and sew my own clothes, hunt and gather my own food...
what if you were stuck on an island with a three-song capacity ipod?!